Goat-drunk

Goat-drunk – (adj.) Made lascivious by alcohol.

According to the redoubtable Thomas Nashe, the author of The anatomie of absurditie, Christ’s teares over Jerusalem, and many other important works of English literature, there are eight types of drunkards, of which the one who is goat-drunk is seventh, although it is unclear what the order signifies. Since the OED has seen fit to include only a few from Nashe’s list I have decided to include it in its entirety, so that you may never be at a loss for words when confronted by a drunk of any sort.

1. Ape drunke – “he leapes, and sings, and hollowes, and daunceth for the heavens”.
2. Lion drunke – “he flings the pots abut the house, calls his Hostesse whore, breakes the glasse windows with his dagger, and is apt to quarrell with any man that speaks to him”.
3. Swine drunke – “heauy lumpish, and sleepie, and cries for a little more drinke”.
4. Sheepe drunke – “wise in his owne conceipt, when he cannot bring forth a right word”.
5. Mawdlen drunke – “when a fellowe will weepe for kindnes in the midst of his Ale, and kisse you, saying; By God Captaine I loue thee, goe thy waies thou dost not thinke so often of me as I do of thee, I would (if it pleased GOD) I could not loue thee so well as I doo, and then he puts his finger in his eie, and cries”.
6. Martin drunke – “when a man is drunke and drinkes himselfe sober ere he stirre”.
7. (See above)
8. Foxe drunke - “when he is craftie drunke, as many of the Dutch men bee, and neuer bargain but when they are drunke”.

From Reading the OED.

Storage vs. Developer Cost

As developers we often find ourselves tempted to optimize storage use. We almost can't help it - if something can be made to take up less storage space with a "little bit" of extra work, you can bet on us developers jumping at the opportunity.

But is it worth it? How do you weigh the time spent on optimizing storage against the cost of simply adding a few more HDs?

The answer: hourly cost of a developer in GBs of storage.

So let us calculate.

The average developer in the US makes more then $70K a year. He/she costs a lot more to the employer, mind you. Divide this by about 2000 work-hours per year and you get $35 an hour as a lower-bound for average developer cost per hour.

Now, what does storage cost? How much does 1TB of storage cost these days? Or more accurately, what's the marginal cost of adding another 1TB of storage to your company's network? Well, unfortunately the answer isn't so simple. It all depends on what types of storage you want, how secure it should be, how robust, and of course speed, latency, the type of network access, etc. For sure, the high-end storage solutions are expensive. Rediculously so. But my intuition tells me most teams can definitely settle with something saner.

So consider a rack-ready NAS solution that can hold 8 SATA drives and give you 1GBit ethernet. These start at about $1000. A single 1TB SATA drive is about $100 (though prices are dropping as I type this, and, no, wait, it's now $90). So if we want 8 of those the whole thing costs less than $2000, and with RAID-5 with 2 spares we would get 6 TB, so that's about $0.33 per GB.

Thus, assuming my napkin-math isn't seriously off, the average developer costs 105 GB per hour.

That's 1.75 GB per minute.

Keep this in mind the next time you decide to spend half a day worrying about keeping those "huge" debug symbol archives of the product's old versions, or about whether or not you should be backing up the entire DB as part of the release procedure.

Explain to your manager that the time it would take you to convince him to approve the purchase of more storage space probably costs more than the storage itself.

Save time, buy storage.

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Google Reader for wide screens

I updated my userscript to deal with Google's updates.
It works now.

http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/6415

Assaf

A C++ FOR_EACH macro

http://wtw.tw/papers/foreach.html

I'm Feeling Lucky

When's the last time you used the I'm Feeling Lucky button on Google's homepage?
I was sure they'd taken it off a while ago. It makes sense for them to do so; I'm sure it costs Google a lot of money to have a button that essentially lets you skip all the ads on the results page.

For the first time in the last few days I decided I'll try using it. I do most of my searches in the FireFox search toolbar, so at first I rolled my own search engine customization using this site . Then I noticed that the Google Toolbar in FireFox already has that feature (you can use IFL as your search engine instead of plain Google).

I have to say, I'm hooked. I now realize that most of my Google searches are basically just "jump to" navigations using keywords I already know would find me the right page. You want to go to Slashdot.org? Just type slashdot in the IFL box and you're there.
Only occasionally do I actually "not feel lucky" and I find myself switching back to plain Google search. But most of the time, even when Google's #1 result isn't exactly the page I was looking for, it's a very decent substitute.

This makes me wish Google could tell me what keywords will get me to certain pages. In other words, I wish I could ask Google "what's the shortest/easiest thing I could type to get to ____?".

Anyway, this guy's dead wrong about the IFL button. It may be the case that the majority of Googlers don't use it, but that's no reason to take it off. I think it would be better if Google figured out how to get people to use it more, if anything. I feel stupid, not having used it for all those years.

Outlook Sux

Cleaning my inbox, I selected about 1000 files and dragged them from my Exchange inbox to a local archive folder. It took forever.
Half way into forever I decided to check what's taking so long, and Process Explorer told the truth:

Outlook is creating a begillion tmp files (probably per email message) and deleting them at a rate of about 7 per second. Ugh!

Who needs Cibus?

Lunch at Mobixell:
http://flickr.com/photos/assaf_lavie/archives/date-posted/2007/07/19/

I'm a Genius!

Disposable coffee cups are a pain in the ass, and they're bad for the environment.
Unlike mugs, they don't have a handle and are uncomfortable to hold.
Washing your mug though is a pain in the ass too.. a real time waster.
What can someone like me do, who hates coffee cups AND the environment?
The answer: Disposable coffee cup mug.
Behold!


The mug-cup. I call it the "mup"!
All the advantages of a proper mug, without the hassle of cleaning it. It also says a big "fuck you" to the environment. It says "yes, I have a mug, but I choose to use a disposable cup nevertheless. What did the environment ever do for me??"

Sean Lennon in Tel Aviv

Sean Lennon did a concert last night in Tel Aviv, in Hangar 11.

Stanford

Landed in SF last Friday, after 143 hours in the air and a stop in Toronto.

I'm staying in Joni's apartment near Stanford university. I'm also renting a car.
The first day I visited the Campus with Doron on bikes, and in the evening had dinner at Google (delicisous) with Joni and Lior.
The campus is absolutely gorgeous. There's also a big bookstore inside where you can also buy lots of stuff with "Stanford" printed on it. I bought a t-shirt. Also 2 books.

Photos

California

For my trip to California my blog is getting a new look-and-feel. Stay tuned for photos and updates.

p.s.
Some of you asked me why there are no pictures of me at my Flickr photo gallery page. There are, but you just can't see them unless you're logged on to Flickr.com as my "friend/family". The reason I don't make these photos public is that I don't want people to be able to Google me and see all my photos. Sorry for the inconvenience.
But you should sign up with Flick anyway, cause it's a great site for sharing photos.

Amsterdam

Last weekend I was in Sdom (Amsterdam) and had lots of fun.
A few things struck me:

1. Amsterdam is full of foreigners.. I hardly saw any dutch people.
2. It's more than a bit filthy (or at least in comparison to Germany..)
3. It's a paradise for perverts - no matter what your sick pervesion is, you are sure to find at least 3 shops that will cater to your needs on every street. (e.g. I saw plastic sheep sex dolls for sale.. nuff said?)
4. It's expensive as hell.
5. The combination of legal drugs and museums with classical art is something worth further examination.
   

For those interested, here are Videos and Photos.

BiBiS - German Language School

I'm taking another language course now in a school called BiBiS. It's smaller than Goethe and only works in Bielefeld.
The people are very nice and come from all over the world (but especially Poland!).
The course is 3 weeks - 2 are already over. I'm in the advanced class now where everybody speaks better German than me. It's a bit hard, but a fun challange. I'm learning like 40 new words a day (15 is supposedly the recommended amount) and it's about as much that I'm able to squeeze into my brain.
I uploaded photos of the students at school, and at a disco, so check them out here.

Escape from the Heat

As you may have heard, it's unbelievably hot this summer in Germany. And since there's no air-conditioning to be found in this country, the only way I had to escape the heat this weekend was to go the pool. So that's what I did Saturday and Sunday.

I was suprised at how many swimming pools they have here. They really like to swim I guess...

Entrance costs 3.6 euro, without a membership. Inside, except access to pool and stuff, you get a locker with a key you can wear on your wrist.

(click the photos to see better)






I had lots of fun diving of the boards, but not from the top one (I ain't crazy like these crazy German kids). I did, however, see 8 year old boys jumping from the top one... no restrictions here in Germany. Until one of the kids landed badly and the paramedics had to take care of him - then they stopped the access to the top diving board. Go figure. I guess they suddenly remembered that it's not a good idea to let kids jump off 15 meters.

A video of the pool area:








Anyway, Dash to everybody in Israel - good luck avoiding those rockets. Stay strong.

Ach, Bielefeld Universitätsicherheit

As some of you may know, universities in Germany were until very recently completely free. Nowadays most of the states in Germany charge 500 euro per semester from Students, which is not that much, but it's not peanuts either.

The state of Nordrhein-Westfalen, where Bielefeld lies, were clever. They decided that they would leave the decision of whether to charge students money for tuition to the universities.
Of course the students have organized and protested. At the big meeting where the university managers had to decide on whether to demand the money, the students tunred on the fire alarm as an act of protest.

Later, I hear, some of the students fought with the security guards because they wouldn't let any students near the part of the building where the meeting was held. And here comes the funny part.
One of the students grabbed a master-key off one of the guards - a key that can open any door at the university. The university kept it quite for 3 days, and afterwards they made it public that a master-key was stolen. This key is worth about 1 million euro, and can open about 10,000 doors! Now it will take the university a long time to replace All the locks in all the rooms at the university...

In the computer world this is called a Single Point of Failure. Why on earth do security guards in the university walk around with million euro keys?!? Why is this key not in a safe somewhere? Why is there even a key that can open every door? Why not have seperate keys for every floor? The mind boggles..

The bottom line, we're not supposed to leave our precious belongings in our offices for now, cause a master key was stolen. Although, the guy who grabbed it probably isn't a thief.
The university is starting the lock change with the most important 500 doors on campus... it's probably going to take them months.. the absurd is that they probably will just make another master-key for the new locks.

So that's the story about the security in Bielefeld.

Watch out for the Videos from Berlin (and the love parade) soon.

Berlin

I visited Berlin during the weekend, from 14.7 to 16.7.
On Saturday there was the Love Parade in Berlin, which was amazing.
I took too many photos...

Weird Things in Germany

Some little things that are weird to me:

1. When you buy a bottle of water in Germany, they give you Soda water. Apparently carbonated water is the default choice for Germans. You have to specifically ask for water "without gas" if you want ordinary water.
2. They're really into recycling and seperating garbage into different containers. I just find it annoying.
3. They have a million Shawarma places - they call it Döner (turkish) Kebab - but none of them have Tchina!
4. The German language doesn't have a word for "deserve", only for "earn". That might say something about the mentality. (Or not.)
5. Suprisingly many of the Germans I meet seem to think that the language in Israel is Arabic and don't know what Hebrew is.
6. No air-conditioning!
7. Nylon bags in the supermarkets cost money. Like 15 cents each. They are not free. I repeat. You have to buy them, or bring some from home.
8. German TV has many channels with 24h "board" games. Like showing two pictures on the screen and you can win money by calling and saying how they differ. Or stupid puzzles and word games. There's even a channel for 24h fortune telling with cards. In short, German TV sucks.
9. At the end of an university course, instead of giving the teacher a short applause they knock on tables with their hands.
   

Videos!

The poor quality if because of the Photobucket site. The originals are in better quality.

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Bielefeld Apartment

The apartment they found me is owned by an old Polish couple - the Weissers.
Before I came here I talked with the university about this residence and told them it seems a bit too far from the university/city, and now I'm finding out it's even worse than I thought. But luckily I will be moving out of that place and into the students residence, right by the university, in a couple of weeks.
The house is nice:


But my room is tiny (not as I was promised: 18sqm...):


There's a nice back-yard, which is right by a big field:


The house is also pond-adjacent:




The big disadvantage, aside from the isolation, is the insect. It's amazing how many different life-forms crawl on you when you walk down the street, lean against a bus stop, or, god forbid, sit on the grass. It also stinks most of the time.
So, as you can see, I'm glad I'll be moving out.